Lisbon Rendezvous
Ryan

Verse 1:
Hopped off a jet in Lisbon town,
With a suitcase full of dreams,
Scanning for Warren, oh that crusty clown,
Who consumes smelly sardines.
Yep, I met him back in India’s heat,
Now I’m here to test the waters,
Let’s see if this date can’t be beat,
Will he rock my world or falter?

Chorus:
Warren, you filthy funk, I’m here to size you up,
From Lisbon's charming alleys, to a hideous sock pileup,
Oh Warren, is this a match or muck?
Lisbon Rendezvous, we’re out of luck or just struck?

Verse 2:
Tapas and stains on his sweater so divine,
His breath smells of my last regret,
He’s gross but there’s somethin’ in his sign,
That makes me think we ain’t done yet.
Braving Portugal’s cobblestones,
To see if there’s more than crust,
For a date that’s tidily overblown,
Oh Warren, can I trust?

Chorus:
Warren, you filthy funk, I’m here to size you up,
From Lisbon's charming alleys, to a hideous sock pileup,
Oh Warren, is this a match or muck?
Lisbon Rendezvous, we’re out of luck or just struck?

Bridge:
So here we are, you kinda smell,
But hell, you’ve got some charm,
Your dirty hair and broken spell,
Might set off an alarm,
But every freakin’ hero’s tale,
Has got some grit and grime,
Let's see whose heart prevails,
In Portugal this time.

Chorus:
Warren, you filthy funk, I’m here to size you up,
From Lisbon's charming alleys, to a hideous sock pileup,
Oh Warren, is this a match or muck?
Lisbon Rendezvous, we’re out of luck or just struck?

Outro:
So raise a glass, to weird romance,
In Lisbon’s scenic views,
Will Warren clean up, or blow his chance?
I’ll let fate be our muse.
So here’s to crust, and here’s to whim,
To love that might be true,
In Lisbon’s lights so strangely dim,
Ryan bids Warren adieu.