Scandal in Saskia's Sanctuary
Kendrick Lamar

[Intro: Saskia]
Welcome to Saskia's sanctuary, but oh, what a blight
Alexsis is the roomie, and boy, what a sight!

[Verse 1: Saskia]
I swear on my life, I've never seen this grime,
Walls encrusted with filth, now that's a crime!
Stepped on her laundry, it's got a pulse of its own,
Crusty counts and cobwebs have overthrown my home.
Kendrick warned me bout life's shitty acts,
Yet nothing prepped me for Alexsis and her trash.

[Chorus: Saskia]
Alexsis, you’re like a pig in high heels,
Trash talkin’ wit but can’t clean up your meals.
Your mess is a showtune of chaos and bile,
I’m losing my sanity, dwindlin’ mile by mile.

[Verse 2: Saskia]
Look at that sink, it's a science project gone wrong,
Funky creatures thriving, partying all damn night long.
Fridge filled with experiments, I ain't no guinea pig,
Expired dreams and sour cream, it’s really gettin' big.
Sweet lord, do the dishes, or at least freakin' try,
I’m dodgin’ moldy Tupperware like missiles from the sky.
K-Dot wouldn’t vibe in this hellhole of yours,
Neat-freak desires burned to hell for sure.

[Chorus: Saskia]
Alexsis, you’re like a pig in high heels,
Trash talkin’ wit but can’t clean up your meals.
Your mess is a showtune of chaos and bile,
I’m losing my sanity, dwindlin’ mile by mile.

[Bridge: Saskia]
Clever wordplay aside, girl, you’re a catastrophe,
Degenerate filth bag, it’s an effing blasphemy.
I’m battling a dragon named Disorder and Sloth,
Wishing Kendrick’s wisdom could clean up this froth.

[Verse 3: Saskia]
You got smarts, girl, I see it in your eyes,
But your cleaning habits are a litany of lies.
Books on Kafka ain’t rescuing this pit,
Get off your ass and own up to your shit.
Sweat and tears in this lyrical art,
No more tolerance, girl, you’re breaking my heart.
Kendrick would preach about love and hope,
But damn, Alexsis, I’m at the end of my rope.

[Chorus: Saskia]
Alexsis, you’re like a pig in high heels,
Trash talkin’ wit but can’t clean up your meals,
Your mess is a showtune of chaos and bile,
I’m losing my sanity, dwindlin’ mile by mile.

[Outro: Saskia]
So here's a ballad, a plea, it’s the last straw,
Clean up your act or get shown to the door.
Scandal in Saskia’s sanctuary’s gotta end,
Else I’m outta here, before I descend.
Alexsis, you've been warned, smarten up real quick,
Or Saskia's sanctuary will find a new trick.