Ontario Blues
Ryan

Intro:

Yo, Warren just touched down, welcome to the maple ground
Canada bound, but things 'bout to get wild, just stick around

Verse 1:

Yo, what up, eh? This is the land of dreams
Maple syrup flows like rivers in the streams
Here in Ontario, where we ride the snow
But get ready, man, 'cause this ain't no show

First stop, CN Tower, oh it’s real tall, bro
Until you see the line, then it’s all just a no-go
Ripley’s Aquarium, supposed to be mystic
But ticket prices got me feeling ballistic

Got them Toronto raccoons, never shy to invade
Trash pandas living life, unafraid
You think this is a pro? Bro, it’s a con
Feel like Drake, but not 'cause I'm on

Chorus:

Ontario blues, I'm losing my cool
Thought we’re living large but it feels like a fool’s jewel
Warren’s laughin’, 'cause he’s seein’ it right
I’m just tryna survive this Canada night

Verse 2:

Yo, let’s hit Niagara, the famous falls
But the border patrol, man, they got some balls
Searchin’ my car from front to the trunk
Made me feel like I’m some kind of punk

Then we got them Tim Horton’s, everyone praises it high
But that double double bullshit, leaves me parched and dry
The Leafs never win, it's a sad sad state
Hockey dreams dashed, now Warren's feeling great

Yo, a quick trip to Ottawa, Parliament Hill
But Warren’s in the back, poppin’ Tylenol pills
Museum after museum, like history's mess
Warren asks, “Can’t we just go to a f***ing bar instead?”

Chorus:

Ontario blues, I'm losing my cool
Thought we’re living large but it feels like a fool’s jewel
Warren’s laughin’, 'cause he’s seein’ it right
I’m just tryna survive this Canada night

Bridge:

Alright Warren, I know it’s been a trip
But I’mma show you something that's worth a little kip
Riding up north, Algonquin Park
But them f***ing mosquitoes, biting me after dark

Wanna escape to the Muskoka chairs?
Rest my case, but the summer heat blares
Sweat pouring down, now Warren’s just screamin’
Fuck this shit, I must be dreamin’

Verse 3:

Finally, hit up Sudbury, the Big Nickel fame
But Warren’s done, he’s playing no more games
Ontario’s a trip, filled with highs and lows
But when shit hits the fan, man, that's how it goes

But all said and done, this land's in my heart
Even if my boy Warren thinks it's more of a fart
Made some memories, had some laughs
Even if showing off this province's just a gaffe

Outro:

So Warren, my man, thanks for the tour
Even if Ontario’s left you sore
Raise a glass and let’s toast tonight
To the crazy ass journey and the Canadian light
Ontario blues, say goodbye to the hues
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