Ontario Blues
Ryan

Verse 1:

Warren landed in Toronto, in the six, that’s drake's town
Brought my best swagger, I ain't gonna break down
But my first fumble, downtown traffic’s a maze
Here with Warren, now I feel like I’m in a haze

Old CN Tower, skyscraper, so damn tall
Said, 'Ryan, why this looks like a tourist sprawl'
I said, 'Wait till you see, up in the sky, gettin' high
Then puked my guts out, that was my try'

Bridge:

Queen’s Park, high marks, but damn I parked wrong
Got a ticket, Warren laughed, like it’s a sitcom song
Said, 'I've seen your fun, but where's the charm
I came for culture, not just fake farm’s barn'

Chorus:

Ontario blues, embarrassed and bemused
Tryna show the highlights but facing all the clues
Got Warren on my side, with sarcastic pride
Adjusting to my falls, on this Charter ride

Verse 2:

Niagara Falls, that’s the next big claim
All majestic, ‘till clouds started pouring rain
Got my pants soaked, slippin’ on the wet streets
'Ryan, did the clouds just outsmart your feats?'

Kept cool, hit Ottawa for class and calm
Rideau Canal, watching tourists with their prom
Parliament Hill, tried to show off my hipster quirk
Tripped on my shoelace, oh how the gods smirk

Chorus:

Ontario blues, embarrassed and bemused
Tryna show the highlights but facing all the clues
Got Warren on my side, with sarcastic pride
Adjusting to my falls, on this Charter ride

Bridge 2:

Drake’s lyrics ain't saving me from this plight
Kendrick’s wordplay just affirms my fight
Blue Jays lost and we’re drowning in pints
'Is this the best Ontario,’ Warren points

Verse 3:

The Distillery District, old charm, new art
Even here, Warren said it lacked heart
'You're a mess, but that’s OK,' he chimes
Embarrassment aside, we toast with limes

In the end, just pure laughs and great food
Jokes on me, but it lightened the mood
Ontario's love-hate, a lesson unmissed
Warren kept me cool, even through dissed

Chorus:

Ontario blues, embarrassed and bemused
Tryna show the highlights but facing all the clues
Got Warren on my side, with sarcastic pride
Adjusting to my falls, on this Charter ride

Outro:

So here’s to the north, with its flawed fun sides
Where embarrassments stitched in our pride
A tour gone wrong, but that’s alright
Ontario Blues, here's to laughing at my plight