Sorry, Ontario Blues
Ryan

Verse 1:
I told ya, Warren, come on down
But now I've got this bloody frown
Ontario seemed so damn great, I swore,
Now I'm cursing my inviting door

The snow's not lovely, it’s a blight
The moose don't come out every night
Fuck, my bad, it’s all so true,
This land can sure embarrass you

Chorus:
Oh, I'm sorry for Ontario, man
Ain't the dream that I'd planned
But hell, we’ll laugh, we’ll drink our brew
And find fun in this cold, hard view

Verse 2:
Forgot to say, the poutine's a mess
It’s not fine dining, it’s distress
We tried the lake, turned out it's ice,
Should’ve warned ya, it’s not that nice

And those raccoons, they live in trash,
Stumble on them, they'll make you dash
Wanted charm, got nature’s brawls,
Ontario shows no curtain calls

Chorus:
Oh, I'm sorry for Ontario, man
Ain't the dream that I'd planned
But hell, we’ll laugh, we’ll drink our brew
And find fun in this cold, hard view

Bridge:
So Warren, here’s to maple woes,
And to the geese, those feathered foes
Let’s raise a glass to bitter fun,
These Ontario blues, they weigh a ton

Verse 3:
A beaver dam, it caused a flood,
Turned our trip into a fucking dud
Apologies, this province bites,
No wonders here, just sleepless nights

We'll drink to that, we'll toast to pain,
Here's our anthem, crazy and insane
Ontario, you win this bout,
But Warren’s here, we’ll figure it out

Chorus:
Oh, I'm sorry for Ontario, man
Ain't the dream that I'd planned
But hell, we’ll laugh, we’ll drink our brew
And find fun in this cold, hard view

Outro:
Yeah, fuck it all, and raise your cheers,
To embarrassing friends and frozen tiers
Ontario's a shit show, who knew?
But Warren, I still got you.