Ontario Blues
Ryan

Intro:
Ryan:
Oh Warren, welcome to the land of the Canucks,
Where beer flows like rivers and all we get is chucks.
I gotta warn ya, things here ain't as prime,
Especially Ontario, where we still live in slime.

Verse 1:
Ryan:
You came up north, and now I can't help but feel,
Embarrassed, ashamed, like it's all unreal.
My home province, man, it's a bit of a joke,
Like a worn-out punchline you can't help but poke.

Ontario, you cold-hearted witch,
Your streets are a maze and your winters a b***h.
Potholes so deep, they swallow your pride,
And let's not even talk 'bout the weather outside.

Verse 2:
Ryan:
We got Timmies on every damn corner block,
But can't find a decent meal after midnight strikes.
Oh Warren, don't judge me for this frozen hell,
We got poutine and politeness, but that's all we sell.

The Leafs haven't won since forever and a day,
Our politicians talk but got nothing to say.
French and English, we mix 'em like stew,
But all that's served up is confusion, it's true.

Chorus:
Ryan:
Ontario blues, it's all that I got,
From these icy winds to the parking lot.
I'm embarrassed man, yeah, I said it true,
But it's my home, what the hell can I do?

Verse 3:
Ryan:
Look at our lakes, they’re pretty and vast,
But pollution's a b***h, and it's spreading fast.
On the subway, don't even try to smile,
You'll get death stares from people, mile after mile.

It's not all bad, we got some highs,
Like the CN Tower and polite goodbyes.
But for every high, there's a bottomless low,
Like a Maple Syrup shortage or half-assed snow.

Bridge:
Ryan:
Warren, my friend, you gotta understand,
I love this place, it's my own homeland.
But sometimes it sucks, and sometimes it's s**t,
And I'm here singing just trying to admit.

Chorus:
Ryan:
Ontario blues, it's all that I got,
From these icy winds to the parking lot.
I'm embarrassed man, yeah, I said it true,
But it's my home, what the hell can I do?

Outro:
Ryan:
So Warren, I hope you see the charm,
In this crazy, frozen, maple-farmed,
Yeah, Ontario got me feelin' so blue,
But it's my home, and that's just how I do.