A hilarious and crude country song that takes a humorous look at homo denial in the south. With a catchy hook and ridiculous situations, this comical tune explores the absurdity of denying one's true feelings while surrounded by obvious cues. Perfect for a laugh among friends or a cheeky sing-along.
Verse 1:
Well I was sittin' at the bar, just mindin' my own,
When I saw my buddy Joe, lookin' good as a bone.
His tight jeans were struttin', it was hard not to stare,
But don't get me wrong, I ain't rollin' that way, I swear!
Chorus:
Ain't no way I'm gay, you can hear me say,
Just 'cause we share a laugh, don't mean I'm swingin' that way.
We're fishin' at the lake, yeah, breakin' out the brew,
But boy, forget about it, I ain't into you!
Verse 2:
Then there's ol' Randy, with his sun-kissed skin,
He asked me for a hug—man, where do I begin?
I told him ‘one's a friend’, but it felt like more than that,
As he winked and asked me if I wanted to cuddle a cat!
Chorus:
Ain't no way I'm gay, that’s what I keep sayin’,
Just 'cause he’s holdin’ my hand, doesn’t mean I’m playin’.
We’re just buds, ya see? Grabbin’ wings at the bar,
But when he brought his boyfriend—that’s when things went too far!
Bridge:
Now they’re callin’ me ‘fancy’, like I’m some kind of queen,
But I say I’m just a fella, keepin' my jeans clean.
Caught in a tangled web, of laughter and denial,
But buddy, don’t you worry, I’ll be back in a while!
Chorus:
Ain't no way I'm gay, you can hear me say,
Just 'cause we cuddle up, don’t mean I’ll sway.
We’re loungin’ on the porch, drinkin’ cold lemonade,
But deep down I’m a cowboy, and I won't be swayed!
Outro:
So raise your glass, my friends, to a love that won't drown,
To those little moments, we keep sweatin' down.
In this funny ol' world, we all gotta play,
But remember, my heart, there ain’t no way I’m gay!
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Sexually explicit and crude country comedy song. The theme is homo denial, situation is obviously homo but denied.
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