Fatal Attraction Farts
Eminem

Verse 1:
Yo, you thought she was classy, a real catch,
But every date I’d hear that sound, uh, y’know the scratch,
Had my mind racing, wonderin' what's her deal,
Love was blind, but dang, what a raw meal.

Chorus:
Farts in the night, they echo like a knife,
Got a crazy girl chasin' me, cuttin' my life,
Eating turds in the dark, yeah, it’s a wild attraction,
In a world of romance, I’m caught in the action.

Verse 2:
She brought the heat, but she also brought the funk,
In the car, all strapped in, I got a whiff of junk,
Her love was a blast, but it stank like trash,
Fatal attraction, man, this thing’s a real crash.

Chorus:
Farts in the night, they echo like a knife,
Got a crazy girl chasin' me, cuttin' my life,
Eating turds in the dark, yeah, it’s a wild attraction,
In a world of romance, I’m caught in the action.

Bridge:
Crazy love can take a turn,
Wrapped in sheets, but I’m startin’ to learn,
When the dinner's served, it’s a bowl of regret,
Love at first sight, but her scent I can’t forget.

Verse 3:
She said, “Babe, I love you, but I’m gassy tonight,”
How do I respond? I’m scared for my life,
But through the chaos, there’s a glimmer of light,
In this world of madness, I hold her tight.

Chorus:
Farts in the night, they echo like a knife,
Got a crazy girl chasin' me, cuttin' my life,
Eating turds in the dark, yeah, it’s a wild attraction,
In a world of romance, I’m caught in the action.

Outro:
So here we are, a match made in stink,
Love’s got a twist, may push you to the brink,
In this field of dreams, where the farts are free,
It’s a fatal attraction, and she’s stuck with me.