This humorous reimagining of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' declares Lebron James as the superior player over Michael Jordan while confidently proclaiming the Lakers' championship aspirations this season. Filled with clever rhymes and wit, this parody captures the essence of sports rivalry and fan enthusiasm.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm shouting at sports in a crowded gym
And I can't help but to cheer
No, I can't help but to cheer for my favorite team
"What a glorious season
What a glorious season!" says a fan to a critic
"And, yes, but what's the claim
What’s the claim, that MJ's better? Oh, that’s a sin!"
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of numbers in a game?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a dose of stats and loyalty
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of totals in the lane?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Well, in fact
Well, I’ll view it this way
I mean, technically, got championships on display
Well, this calls for a cheer
So raise a toast high
Oh, well in fact
Well, I’ll view it this way
I mean, technically, the Lakers can’t lose today
Well, this calls for a cheer
So raise a toast high, raise a toast high
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of numbers in a game?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a dose of stats and loyalty
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of totals in the lane?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of stats and reality
Again
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of numbers in a game?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sharpness of wit and parody
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of totals in the lane?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a blend of laughs and rivalry
Again
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change the lyrics to I Write Sins Not Tragedies:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
keep the same syllable count and make sure that the words rhyme. Topic is about how lebron is better than michael jordan, and how the lakers will win the championship this season. try to make it humerous
I Write Sins Not Tragedies Song by Panic! At The Disco