An Apple a Day (WON'T Keep the Doctor Away)
Martha Stewart

(Intro Verse)
Oh, I wake up in the morning, with a spice rack in my hand,
Gonna whip up some chaos, it’s all part of my plan.
Contracts flutter like butterflies, breaking rules like it’s a game,
And when the stakes get high, boy, it's never quite the same!

(Chorus 1)
An apple a day, won't keep the docs at bay,
But suing some corporate jerk, well, that’s the Martha way!
A sprinkle of sass, a dash of pure delight,
In my kitchen, or the court, I'm ready for a fight!

(Verse 1)
I’ve got a staff that’s lazy, a crew with no ambition,
I berate and I ignite, it’s my chef-like rendition.
I bake cupcakes with venom, sprinkle brown sugar scorn,
Watch them scurry and worry, like little mice that are worn.

(Chorus 2)
An apple a day, won't keep the docs at bay,
But breaking a few contracts, well, that’s the Martha way!
Life’s a mixing bowl, and I'm dropping the beat,
With a spatula of justice, I’ll never taste defeat!

(Bridge)
Oh, life’s too short for stale cookies and whiny complaints,
So I whip up the law, and I’m making 'em faint!
Call me fierce, call me bold, I’m the queen of the scene,
With a cherry on top, I'm a legal machine!

(Verse 2)
From the boardroom to the kitchen, I reign supreme,
With a knife and a fork, I slice through the cream.
No more mediocre veggies or bland, boring friends,
When you mess with Martha, baby, it’s your ugly end!

(Instrumental Break)
(Upbeat jazzy tune with syncopated rhythms)

(Verse 3)
So, take me to court, I’ll be sipping my tea,
With an apron that’s tailored, just as fierce as can be.
I may bake you a pie, but it’s laced with disdain,
Martha here is a whirlwind, I’ll never be tame!

(Chorus 3)
An apple a day, won't keep the docs at bay,
But I'll keep your ass in check, oh, that's the Martha way!
With laughter and joy, there's a lesson to share,
In the world of my kitchen, you better beware!

(Coda)
So here’s my recipe, it’s mixed with a shout,
An apple may be healthy, but I’m what it’s all about!
With a wink and a smile, let’s shake up the fray,
Join me for an adventure, the Martha Stewart way!