Experience the hilariously haunting power ballad 'I Burned My Mouth on Pizza.' Sung by Dracula as he explores modern cuisine, this parody track captures his comedic misadventures with pizza, complete with outrageous lines and unexpected rhymes. An unforgettable mix of humor and drama!
Verse 1:
In the dark of the night, I entered a place,
An Applebee’s shining, with a warm, friendly face.
I thought, 'What the hell, why not give it a whirl?'
But little did I know, I’d emerge from a whirl.
Chorus 1:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Goddamn the pepperoni, it sure defeats ya.
I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit,
Oh how those toppings made my taste buds hit!
Verse 2:
I ordered my feast, said, 'Give me that slice,'
But the sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat,
Molten cheese drippin’ hot, oh what a price,
A vampire’s nightmare, man, I wish I could gloat!
Chorus 2:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Damn those cheesy monsters, they sure deplete ya.
I said hold the garlic, don’t need that fright,
Now I’m chokin’ and coughin’, can't even take flight!
Bridge:
I tried to sip water, but it was just warm,
This food has me reeling, caught in its charm.
How could I know that this meal would ensnare,
A creature like me, trapped in this culinary snare?
Chorus 3:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Damn those Italian devils, they sure mistreat ya.
I said hold the garlic, I came for a bite,
Now I’m reeling and moaning, in a pizza-filled plight!
Coda:
After living for hundreds and hundreds of years,
Who’d think those Italians would bring me to tears?
A vampire like me, faced with such fate,
Next time I’ll stick with blood, it’s just too late!
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Broadway song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad sung seriously. He visits a modern Applebee’s and decides to try pizza for the first time. The lyrics should have lots of vulgar phrases and swearing. It should have the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!” and “goddamn the pepperoni” and “I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit” and “the sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat” and “molten cheese” and in coda “After living for hundreds and hundreds of years, Who’d think those Italians would bring me to tears?" Come up with hilarious different rhymes every time for “pizza” like “beats ya” and “defeats ya”. The song structure should be: verse 1, chorus 1, verse 2, chorus 2, bridge, chorus 3, coda.
Elton John