A hilarious power ballad parody featuring Dracula's tragic yet comical experience of trying pizza at a modern Applebee's. With clever rhymes and hilarious observations, he navigates the modern world of food, all while reflecting on his long life with a tongue-in-cheek attitude.
Verse 1:
I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit,
I ventured to that place, thought I’d take a little hit.
Oh, what a mistake, like a vampire in the sun,
A slice of that cheesy death, now I'm the one who’s done.
Chorus 1:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
What a ridiculous way to get a heat feature.
Goddamn the pepperoni, it defeats ya,
In all my life, who knew this would beat ya?
Verse 2:
The sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat,
I thought I was immortal, now I’m gasping for a coat.
The crust so damn crispy, it tore my fangs right through,
Nobody warned me, I’m Dracula and I blew!
Chorus 2:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
In this realm of flavors, I should've been a preacher.
Goddamn the pepperoni, it depletes ya,
I just wanted a snack, but it slays and it beats ya!
Bridge:
With each bite I took, I felt the fiery rage,
I thought I wielded night, but here I am, a sage.
Those Italians are crafty, plotting their sweet revenge,
Who could’ve imagined they’d be my bitter end?
Chorus 3:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Like a damned soul screaming, craving new creatures.
Goddamn the pepperoni, it entreats ya,
In a fight with the food, it made me a fleeja!
Coda:
After living for hundreds and hundreds of years,
Who’d think those Italians would bring me to tears?
In a world full of monsters, I found my one flaw,
When it comes to damn pizza, I have to withdraw!
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Broadway song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad sung seriously. He visits a modern Applebee’s and decides to try pizza for the first time. The lyrics should have lots of vulgar phrases and swearing and a joke about Italians getting revenge. It should have the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!” and “goddamn the pepperoni” and in first verse “I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit” and in verse 2 “the sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat” and in coda “After living for hundreds and hundreds of years, Who’d think those Italians would bring me to tears?" Come up with hilarious different rhymes every time for “pizza” like “beats ya” and “defeats ya”. The song structure should be: verse 1, chorus 1, verse 2, chorus 2, bridge, chorus 3, coda. Don’t repeat lines or jokes.
Elton John