A comedic power ballad from the musical DRACULA, 'I Burned My Mouth on Pizza' captures the hilariously tragic moment when Dracula tries pizza for the first time at a modern Applebee's. Bathed in comedic despair, he laments his culinary choice as he grapples with the fiery consequences and the gloriously vengeful spirit of Italian cuisine. This song is a humorous exploration of vampire life in today's world, wrapped in clever rhymes and a touch of vulgarity.
Verse 1:
I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit,
I’m a vampire, I want a little taste of bliss.
But upon that soft dough, I made my fatal wish,
With temptations of toppings, I was bound to miss.
Chorus 1:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
A culinary disaster, oh what a tease-a!
Goddamn the pepperoni, it stung like a bee,
If I wanted fire, I’d have dined with Hades!
Verse 2:
The sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat,
I thought I was clever, now I’ve lost all hope.
Sweating like a sinner in a confessional booth,
Why’d I even try it? This isn’t the truth!
Chorus 2:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
The crust was a weapon, it beats ya,
Goddamn the pepperoni, it left me in tears,
A vampire’s struggle, oh where are my peers?
Bridge:
Didn’t think I’d ever find a foe,
But those Italian chefs sure put on a show!
With vengeance in their sauce and a twinkle in their eyes,
They served me my reckoning in a pizza disguise.
Chorus 3:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
How could they do this? It defeats ya,
Goddamn the pepperoni, I kneel in defeat,
This vampire is broken, I admit it, I’m beat!
Coda:
After living for hundreds and hundreds of years,
Who’d think the vengeful Italians would bring me to tears?
Their doughy aggression has claimed my last breath,
In this modern world, who knew it meant death!
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Broadway song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad sung seriously. He visits a modern Applebee’s and decides to try pizza for the first time. The lyrics should have lots of vulgar phrases and swearing and a joke about Italians getting revenge. It should have the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!” and “goddamn the pepperoni” and in first verse “I said hold the garlic, I can’t stand that shit” and in verse 2 “the sauce was pure hellfire, like lava in my throat” and in coda “After living for hundreds and hundreds of years, Who’d think the vengeful Italians would bring me to tears?"! Come up with hilarious different rhymes every time for “pizza” like “beats ya” and “defeats ya”. The song structure should be: verse 1, chorus 1, verse 2, chorus 2, bridge, chorus 3, coda. Don’t repeat lines.