This hilarious power ballad showcases Dracula's unexpected culinary adventure at a modern Applebee's, capturing the comedic chaos of his first encounter with pizza. Filled with puns and side-splitting humor, the song highlights the absurdity of a vampire tasting pizza and the relatable struggle of hot toppings. A must-listen for fans of Broadway comedy!
Verse 1:
In a corner booth at Applebee’s, I sat alone, just me,
With a menu full of options, what’s this I see?
They have a thing called pizza, never thought I’d eat,
But a hungry vampire, oh, it’s a tempting treat!
So I ordered the special, with crust that looked so fine,
But I never thought that fire could be so unkind!
Chorus 1:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
This damn thing could’ve wrecked my visa!
Goddamn the pepperoni, it’s a real heat-feats ya,
Guess this craving's gonna beat ya!
Verse 2:
Took a bite, thought I'd savor, but oh, what a mistake,
It’s like lava in my throat, for heaven's sake!
Garlic knots and cheesy streams are dousing my desire,
This mouth of mine, once cold as ice, now feels like a fire!
Chorus 2:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
This glorious mess, it can’t defeat ya!
Goddamn the pepperoni, really wants to greet ya,
I just wanted something that could meet ya!
Bridge:
Oh, the toppings are mocking, they’re taunting me still,
That mozzarella’s laughing, it’s giving me a thrill,
And the sauce is like a vampire’s bane,
I’ll never trust food again, oh what a pain!
Chorus 3:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
My dinner's turning into a whole big cita!
Goddamn the pepperoni, it’s a fiery diva,
Next time, I swear, I’ll just stick to a pita!
Coda:
Now I know, what I should fear,
A modern meal can draw a tear,
So raise a glass, take my advice,
Listen close, or pay the price!
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Broadway comedy song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a funny ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad sung seriously. He visits a modern Applebee’s and decides to try pizza for the first time. The lyrics should have lots of vulgar phrases and swearing. It should have amazing jokes and the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!” and “goddamn the pepperoni”! Come up with hilarious different perfect rhymes every time for “pizza” like “beats ya” and “defeats ya”. The song structure should be: verse 1, chorus 1, verse 2, chorus 2, bridge, chorus 3, coda.
Barbra Streisand