A hilarious parody power ballad performed by Dracula in the musical DRACULA, 'I Burned My Mouth on Pizza' is a comedic look at the vampire's first experience trying pizza at Applebee's. The song combines humor with outrageous situations and memorable lines, making it a must-see for fans of Broadway comedy.
Verse 1:
I wandered into Applebee's, with a thirst for blood and cheese,
Thought I'd try a slice of pie, just to see what makes it please.
But as I took a big ol’ bite, my fangs met something on that plate,
A molten layer of hot disgrace! Oh, just my luck, what a cruel fate!
Chorus 1:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
That melted cheese, it totally beats ya.
Thought I’d take a bite, but it turned into a fight,
Now I’m nursing a blister, and the pain’s a big teaser!
Verse 2:
I screamed like a banshee, ordered wings with zest,
But all I got was fiery sauce, sayin’ “What the hell is this mess?”
My fangs can tear through flesh like butter, it’s true,
But this culinary nightmare is just asking for a boo!
Chorus 2:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
That melted cheese, it totally beats ya.
Pizza! You devil, you’ve burned my lip,
And now all I can think of is that crusty, greasy beater!
Bridge:
Oh, why do I venture in this funky eatery?
My heart beats fast, it's a hell of a mystery.
Do I want cheese or blood? It’s truly hard to say,
But now I’m just a vampire craving blood… I mean pizza, all day!
Chorus 3:
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
That melted cheese, it’s a wicked deceiver.
Thought I’d find a meal, but I’m struck in this seal,
With every bite that I take, I'm regretting this diva!
Coda:
So next time I’m hungry, I swear on my pride,
I’ll stick to the blood and leave pizza aside!
But still I’ll think of that day, and this heavenly tease,
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza; never again, please!
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Broadway comedy song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a funny ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad. He visits an Applebee’s and decides to try pizza for the first time. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive with lots of vulgar phrases and swearing. It should have amazing jokes and the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!” Come up with hilarious different rhymes every time for “pizza” like “beats ya”. The song structure should be: verse 1, chorus 1, verse 2, chorus 2, bridge, chorus 3, coda.
Barbra Streisand