I Burned My Mouth on Pizza
Dracula

(Verse 1)
In the neon glow of Applebee's, I wasn't prepared,
With a little bit of garlic, man, I was scared!
But the waiter said, ‘Hey, give this a try!’
It’s a slice of heaven, I thought, oh why not fly!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Who knew it would be such a tease-a?
With toppings galore, it felt like a war,
I should’ve stuck with my usual cheese-a!

(Verse 2)
I took a great big bite, thought I was a beast,
But that molten cheese transformed me to yeast!
My fangs sunk in deep, like I was in a trance,
Until I felt the burn and had to dance!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
What a cruel and fiery teaser!
The crust was hard and the sauce was wild,
Why didn’t I just eat a big slice of pizza!

(Bridge)
Is this a food fight or is it just me?
The pepperoni of doom, what a sight to see!
I thought I was cool, like a vampire boss,
But I’m spitting out the sauce like a really bad gloss!

(Verse 3)
So if you vamp like me and want a food thrill,
Stick to your eternal blood, it's the safest meal!
Because eating at Applebee's is a dangerous game,
Next time I’ll just stick to the dark and the same!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Never again will I please ya!
With each bubbling bite, it was a frightful night,
Next round’s on a witch, she’ll fire up the fajitas!

(Outro)
So here’s to all those who dine with precision,
Avoid the burnt mouth—make that your mission!
In the land of Applebee's, there's power in sips,
But when it comes to pizza, don’t fall for their tricks!
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!