A hilarious ballad sung by Dracula during a comical scene at Applebee’s, where he laments the trials and tribulations of nighttime cravings and culinary blunders. This parody power ballad combines humor and wit, showcasing Dracula's misadventures with modern food indulgences, particularly pizza, leaving the audience in stitches.
(Verse 1)
In the dark of night, I crave a bite,
A slice of cheesy heaven, oh, what a sight!
With garlic bread and wings, who needs the blood?
I just want to munch and feel like a stud!
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Thought I’d take a bite, but oh, what a tease-a!
This cheesy delight, it’s like a vampire’s plight,
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
(Verse 2)
In Applebee’s, they say, “Can we take your order?”
I asked for extra sauce, like a deadly slaughter.
But little did I know, the heat was so raw,
My lips went on fire, and I screamed, “Oh no law!”
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Just trying to enjoy, and now I’m in fever!
An inferno of cheese, how could it tease?
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
(Bridge)
I chased that pizza like a bat in the night,
Craving every topping, oh what a fright!
But hot molten lava, on my tongue it played,
Now I’m just a vampire, with a sizzling charade!
(Verse 3)
So here I sit, nursing my pain,
With a glass of iced tea, that’s my vampire bane.
Forget the dark skies, the moon and the lore,
I just want my food, give me more, give me more!
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
What a culinary crime, it feels like a visa!
So heed this tale, if you're in the zone,
Don’t rush the slice or you’ll be all alone!
(Outro)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Singing this song, my friends, not a pleaser!
But laugh with me now, as I suffer and tease,
For the love of the slice, may we forever appease!
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Broadway song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a funny ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad he does in Applebee’s. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive with lots of vulgar phrases and swearing. It should have amazing jokes, perfect rhymes, and the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!”
Barbra Streisand