I Burned My Mouth on Pizza
Dracula

(Verse 1)
In the dim-lit booth of Applebee’s, I find my fangs no longer freeze,
A pepperoni feast, oh what a lovely sight!
But as I take a massive bite,
I feel the heat, oh what a plight!
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
What a ridiculous and painful way to dine,
A vampire’s life is never fine,
Stuck in this ridiculous pizza shrine!

(Verse 2)
My friends all laugh, with garlic breath,
It seems I tangoed with my death,
As molten cheese and sauce collide,
I’m wishing I had just stayed outside!
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
So much for blood, I crave the crust,
In this awful heat, I’m left nonplussed,
But in my heart, this meal can’t rust!

(Bridge)
Oh, I sliced up a side salad,
While swearing like a sailor, so call it valid,
They say, “Hey Dracula, how’d that pizza treat?”
I glare and yell, “It’s too damn hot to eat!”

(Verse 3)
I’ll stick to blood, that’s my go-to,
Not this molten trap of goo,
Adventures here were ill-advised,
As I sip my drink, horror realized!
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!

(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
Screaming curses, what have I done?
A vampire's life should be filled with fun,
And not with cheese that makes me run!

(Outro)
So heed my tale, don’t be like me,
Avoid the pizza, just let it be,
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
I’ll take my blood, and I’ll take my wine,
Forget the pie, and I’ll be just fine!