A hilarious and shocking parody power ballad sung by Dracula, recounting the misadventures of the Count's culinary catastrophes, particularly his unfortunate encounter with hot pizza. With gut-busting jokes and hilarious lyrics, this song brings laugh-out-loud moments to the stage as Dracula reflects on his comically painful experience.
(Verse 1)
In my castle where the shadows creep,
I thought I’d make a meal, oh so deep.
A pizza pie, I felt quite bold,
But hot it was, like the tales that are told.
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
A fiery slice, it’s not a tease, huh?
Could’ve sipped some blood instead,
But I craved that cheese, oh, dear me, dread!
(Verse 2)
I summoned my crew, my undead gang,
But the aroma hit, and it went thwang!
My fangs were ready, the crust was so nice,
In this mortal world, who knew pizza could slice?
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
A culinary crime, a cheesy seizure!
Who needs a victim when my lips turn red?
Just let me feast on this burning bread!
(Bridge)
Oh, garlic lives, they do annoy,
I thought I’d take a bite and enjoy.
But then it struck, and that was it,
My mouth ablaze, I had to admit!
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
What a joke, my cravings tease, a cheesa!
I’m Dracula, I’m suave, I’m sleek,
But now I’m muttering like the living weak!
(Verse 3)
So here I am, a Count in distress,
With pizza woes, I must confess.
I’ll stick to blood, the ancient thrill,
No more hot pies, they give me chills!
(Chorus)
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
A vampire's pain, a funny easter.
Teeth of terror, lips of burn,
Next time I’ll wait, let the crust cool and turn!
(Outro)
So heed my tale, don’t be a fool,
When you’ve got pizza, let it cool.
Ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!
A bloody mess, in the dining arena!
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Musical theatre Broadway comedy song called “I Burned My Mouth on Pizza" - a funny ballad sung by Dracula in the musical DRACULA. The song is a parody power ballad. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive with lots of vulgar phrases and expletives. It should have amazing jokes but make sense and the lines “ooh, I burned my mouth on pizza!”
Barbra Streisand