Social Issues
The Male Leads from NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Verse 1:
Hey dude, what’s the topic for our show?
Serious social issues, but where do we go?
Abortion’s hot, but we can’t go that route,
We'll get more backlash than a high school dropout!

Chorus:
No abortion, no rape, and AIDS gotta wait,
We’ll talk about prom dates, but not about fate.
Fifty ways to say ‘let’s keep it light,’
If we dive too deep, we’ll get lost in the fight!

Verse 2:
Rape’s a topic that’s rough, man that’s a no-go,
A musical number just feels so low blow.
Let’s keep our humor, let’s keep it obscene,
Break out the gremlins, make foolishness keen!

Chorus:
No abortion, no rape, and AIDS gotta wait,
We’ll talk about prom dates, but not about fate.
Fifty ways to say ‘let’s keep it light,’
If we dive too deep, we’ll get lost in the fight!

Bridge:
Can we sing about drama, or is that a crime?
Exploring the issues, but don’t waste my time!
We’re not social workers, we just want a laugh,
Give me a chorus toot, a punchline or gaff!

Verse 3:
Let’s write a number about getting a call,
From the principal asking if we’re gonna fall.
The topic’s too touchy, those lines are all blurred,
We’d rather crash parties than spread what's absurd!

Chorus:
No abortion, no rape, and AIDS gotta wait,
We’ll talk about prom dates, but not about fate.
Fifty ways to say ‘let’s keep it light,’
If we dive too deep, we’ll get lost in the fight!

Outro:
So laugh with us now, as we dance with a grin,
Creating our show, where ignorance is sin.
Three topics are off-limits, but we’ll raise a glass,
To the funniest failures, this all will soon pass!