An Apple a Day (WON’T Keep the Doctor Away)
Martha Stewart

Intro Verse:

When life gives you lemons, they say, you make a drink,
But I’ll tell you something wild, it really makes me think.
An apple’s just a fruit, so barf that thinking out!
'Cause it won’t cure the mess life’s thrown, without a doubt!

Chorus 1:

An apple a day? What in hell does that say?
You’ll still end up fighting with vendors and pay,
For shit you don’t need, it’s all just for show,
Let’s take charge, my lovely, and let that fury flow!

Verse 1:

I’m Martha Stewart, I can sue your ass for fun,
When companies screw me, I’m not just anyone!
I berate my team with a glare trained like lasers,
You think you can mess with me? Just know the dangers!

Chorus 2:

An apple a day? You’re gonna need a brigade!
When life hands you bullshit, don’t just stand and fade,
Take a chomp outta problems, unleash your will,
Be proactive, my darling, let’s climb that hill!

Bridge:

It’s not about the vitamins, they won’t save your soul,
It’s about standing tall, and taking back control,
With a spatula of justice and a whisk of my wrath,
I’ll mix up this life, and carve out my path!

Verse 2:

So call me what you want, but I don’t give a damn,
With my DIY decor and my powerful glam,
I’ll take charge of my fate, like a queen on a throne,
Just remember, my dear, you're never alone!

Instrumental Break:

(Playful jazz with a cheeky flair)

Verse 3:

When life throws you curveballs, make a new plan,
Ain't no apple gonna save ya, take a stand, my man!
You’ll wish you had my style, my fierce, sassy game,
So let’s take some damn apples and set this world aflame!

Chorus 3:

An apple a day? Nah, screw that cliché,
Take it from me, babe, don’t let life lead you astray,
Hold your head high, and if trouble comes your way,
Just channel your inner Martha and seize the day!

Coda:

So raise a glass to us, let’s laugh at the fray!
Life's a wild ride, but darling, Be Bold, I say,
An apple’s just a prop on this whimsical stage,
Take charge, live loud, and unleash your rage!