Join Martha Stewart in this hilarious R-rated musical theatre comedy number from 'NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.' With a playful yet mischievous attitude, 'An Apple a Day' is an anthem about taking charge of your life with outrageous humor and cheeky insights into Martha's bold actions and decisions. This fun song serves as a reminder that you have the power to steer your own destiny, no matter the obstacles in your way.
Intro Verse:
Oh, the world is full of rules,
But I toss them like salad, it’s true!
With my spatula ready,
And my lawyers in queue,
I’ll show you a thing or two, yeah, boo!
Chorus:
An apple a day? Oh honey, please!
It won't stop my drama, won’t bring me to my knees!
I’m slicing through lies, I’m ready to play,
So just watch your back, I’ll make my own way!
Verse 1:
I remember the time, oh what a delightful sight,
When I served a lawsuit, oh it was quite a fight!
Those damn companies trying to steal my shine,
I took ‘em to court, made ‘em toe the line!
(Chorus)
An apple a day? Oh honey, please!
It won't stop my drama, won’t bring me to my knees!
I’m slicing through lies, I’m ready to play,
So just watch your back, I’ll make my own way!
Bridge:
So gather ‘round, you kitchen fools!
I’ll teach you the tricks, I’ll teach you the rules!
With a wink and a quirk, I’ll keep you in line,
Remember, sweethearts, I’m the one who will shine!
Verse 2:
Grabbing my spatula, oh yes, I won’t choke,
With each sassy word, like a punchline joke!
I’ll have you in stitches, while I stir that pot,
Martha calls the shots, like it or not!
[Instrumental Break]
Verse 3:
So if life gives you lemons, make a piquant stew,
Don’t be a meek mouse, go ahead, break through!
With sugar and spice, oh let’s not delay,
An apple a day won't keep me at bay!
(Chorus)
An apple a day? Oh honey, please!
It won't stop my drama, won’t bring me to my knees!
I’m slicing through lies, I’m ready to play,
So just watch your back, I’ll make my own way!
(Chorus/Coda)
An apple a day? No way, no how!
Martha’s here to take charge, let me show you how!
So pop that apple, go ahead and slay,
In this kitchen of chaos, I’ll have the final say!
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Musical theatre Broadway comedy song called “An Apple a Day” (WON’T Keep the Doctor Away) - a fun attitude song in the style of Mary Poppins, sung by Martha Stewart in a hilarious R-Rated comedy called NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. The song is an allegory for being proactive and taking charge via examples in Martha’s life where she took charge by suing companies and berating her staff. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive with lots of vulgar phrases and expletives. It is not about real apples. It has lots of internal rhymes and the following song structure: Intro verse, chorus, verse 1, chorus, bridge, verse 2, instrumental break, verse 3, chorus, chorus/coda.