Join Martha Stewart in this outrageous and hilarious musical number from the R-rated comedy 'Not Another High School Musical.' 'An Apple a Day (WON’T Keep the Doctor Away)' is a tongue-in-cheek anthem highlighting the importance of taking control of your life in a world full of nonsense. With a playful twist on everyday life, this fun song is all about empowerment, sprinkled with Martha's signature charm and a dose of outrageous humor.
(Verse 1)
Oh, an apple a day, they say, keeps the doc away,
But let me tell you, honey, that’s a load of crap, okay?
You think a fruit’s gonna save you from the bullshit of today?
I’d rather take action, and I’ll sue your ass, hooray!
(Chorus)
So, fuck your apples, and fuck your lies,
I’ll take the reins and watch the sparks fly,
With my power suit on, I don’t mean to offend,
But being proactive is the way to ascend!
(Verse 2)
I can chop and dice, I can bake and fry,
But when it comes to drama, I’m the queen, oh my!
From the boardroom battles to the kitchen floors,
Watch me berate my staff, open all the doors!
(Chorus)
So, fuck your apples, and fuck your lies,
I’ll take the reins and watch the sparks fly,
With my power suit on, I don’t mean to offend,
But being proactive is the way to ascend!
(Bridge)
Take charge, don’t linger, don’t sip on your tea,
If you want to succeed, you’ve got to be free,
So, grab your lawyer, honey, don’t be shy,
I’ll fight for what’s right, watch those profits fly!
(Verse 3)
I’ll file a lawsuit for the crappiest excuses,
‘Cause I know my worth, no time for abuses,
So let’s raise a toast, to the bold and the true,
In this world full of bullshit, do what you gotta do!
(Chorus)
So, fuck your apples, and fuck your lies,
I’ll take the reins and watch the sparks fly,
With my power suit on, I don’t mean to offend,
But being proactive is the way to ascend!
(Outro)
So next time you think of an apple today,
Remember my tale, and be fierce, hooray!
Take your life back, don’t wait for the doctor,
In this grand musical, be the real head honcho!
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Musical theatre Broadway comedy song called “An Apple a Day” (WON’T Keep the Doctor Away) - a fun attitude song in the style of Mary Poppins, sung by Martha Stewart in a hilarious R-Rated comedy called NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. The song is an allegory for being proactive and taking charge via examples in Martha’s life where she took charge by suing companies and berating her staff. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive with lots of vulgar phrases and expletives like “fuck”. It has nothing to do with real apples.