An Apple a Day
Martha Stewart

Verse 1:
I wake up in the morning, sunshine on my face,
Gonna take the world by storm, put these idiots in their place.
An apple a day keeps mediocrity away,
I’ll sue that company, watch my worries fade away!

Chorus:
So grab your spatula, it’s time to play!
I’m Martha freakin’ Stewart, it’s my damn buffet!
If life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back, I say!
With an apple in my hand, I’m here to slay!

Verse 2:
My staff is in a flurry, can’t you see the mess?
I’ll berate them all sweetly, it’s how I de-stress.
An apple a day keeps incompetence at bay,
Watch me bake some chaos, it’s the Martha way!

Chorus:
So grab your spatula, it’s time to play!
I’m Martha freakin’ Stewart, it’s my damn buffet!
If life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back, I say!
With an apple in my hand, I’m here to slay!

Bridge:
I’ll file a lawsuit, watch ‘em shake in fear,
With my apron on tight, I’ll make it all clear!
An apple a day, means you better get in line,
Or I’ll take you to court, honey, and you won't be fine!

Chorus:
So grab your spatula, it’s time to play!
I’m Martha freakin’ Stewart, it’s my damn buffet!
If life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back, I say!
With an apple in my hand, I’m here to slay!

Outro:
So let’s all raise a glass, to taking charge today,
With an apple in our hands, let’s live life our way!
Suit up, be bold, let the haters all sway,
Remember kids, an apple a day keeps the boredom away!