A hilarious and outrageous comedic song from the R-rated musical 'NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL', 'An Apple a Day' is sung by Martha Stewart as she humorously illustrates the need for proactivity in life. With witty lyrics and a cheeky tone, it showcases Martha's bold personality, using her experiences of suing companies and demanding excellence from her staff as metaphors for taking charge and making a difference. Perfectly capturing the whimsical essence of Mary Poppins while poking fun at life’s absurdities, this song is sure to leave audiences laughing and shaking their heads.
(Verse 1)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
But a lawsuit a week keeps the stress at bay!
When life throws lemons, I don’t just pout,
I throw a kitchen party and I kick 'em out!
(Chorus)
So grab your spatula and your finest chardonnay,
Let’s whip up some trouble, come on, don’t delay!
Take charge of your life, don’t let it decay,
Remember, darling, an apple a day!
(Verse 2)
Oh, I ran a bakery and the dough was too tough,
So I took ‘em to court, ‘cause I just can’t get enough!
Now I’m serving my cookies with a side of grit,
And if they don’t like it, they can all take a hit!
(Chorus)
So grab your spatula and your finest chardonnay,
Let’s whip up some trouble, come on, don’t delay!
Take charge of your life, don’t let it decay,
Remember, darling, an apple a day!
(Bridge)
From catering disasters to floral arrangements,
I rule my empire with some sharp statements.
Berate my staff? Oh honey, that’s just my way,
Teaching them lessons while I sip rosé!
(Verse 3)
So when your soufflé falls, don’t just sit and whine,
Just look in the mirror, say, “This is divine!”
Turn that kitchen chaos into a grand ballet,
’Cause nothing’s too sour when you seize the day!
(Chorus)
So grab your spatula and your finest chardonnay,
Let’s whip up some trouble, come on, don’t delay!
Take charge of your life, don’t let it decay,
Remember, darling, an apple a day!
(Outro)
So raise your glasses, let's make a toast,
To all the things we love, and the things we loathe!
With humor and sass, come play in my café,
Together we’ll conquer – an apple a day!
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Musical theatre Broadway comedy song called “An Apple a Day” - a fun attitude song in the style of Mary Poppins, sung by Martha Stewart in a hilarious R-Rated comedy called NOT ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. The song is an allegory for being proactive via examples in Martha’s life where she took charge by suing companies and berating her staff. The lyrics should be shocking and offensive.