A hilarious yet poignant musical number captures the essence of old-world Italian familial pressure, as Nonna delivers her judgmental yet loving critiques to her granddaughters. The song highlights themes of self-acceptance, societal expectations, and unexpressed love, making it relatable for anyone who has ever faced the scrutiny of a beloved matriarch. Watch as Rena and Gia navigate their lives under the watchful eye of their Nonna, who truly believes she only wants the best for them, while layering on the guilt we all know too well.
Nonna:
Oh, Rena, mi bella, so fine, so round,
You sit there alone while love’s all around.
Look at your sister, sweet Gia, with her dreams,
But who will take her home, or so it seems?
(Crowd - Rena & Gia):
Oh, the pressures weigh as heavy as lead,
From the love that we seek, to the things that you said.
Nonna:
You need a nice man, not a friend like a sister,
Who will hold your hand, have you kissed her?
In this house of God, you’re letting Him down,
Where’s your husband, my dear? Why is there none in town?
(Chorus - Rena & Gia):
Catholic guilt, it’s a song we know,
From the love we can’t show, oh nonna, let it go.
Feeling judged for the hearts that we bear,
Caught in the crossfire of love, not a prayer.
Nonna:
Your brothers, they flourish, so fine and so strong,
Cillian could really be right where you belong!
He's such a good boy, what a gem indeed,
But oh Rena, dear, where’s your heart’s true need?
(Chorus - Rena & Gia):
Catholic guilt, it’s a chorus we sing,
Haunted by wishes of what love could bring.
Drowning in secrets of hearts that we hide,
Oh nonna, dear nonna, this guilt is our guide.
Nonna:
Look at the world, it’s cruel and it’s gray,
But with a husband, all light comes your way.
Yet here you are worried about the wrong things,
In church every Sunday, your heart still stings.
(Chorus - Rena & Gia):
Catholic guilt, a melody so pure,
Reminding us daily of the love we’d endure.
Caught up in shadows of what we can’t say,
Oh nonna, dear nonna, let our hearts find a way.
Nonna:
Your father and brothers, such pillars, they’re kind,
They’re the ones you should cherish, while love you can find.
What about family? What about your fate?
Don’t you want to settle, don’t you want to date?
(Chorus - Rena & Gia):
Catholic guilt, a song heavy with pain,
As we follow the path paved by the judgments we feign.
Feeling lost in your love for the life you can't share,
Oh nonna, sweet nonna, this guilt we’ll declare.
Nonna:
I only want what is best, my lovelies, you see,
But life is a feast and you’re starving, oh me!
Hold your heads high, while you revel in grace,
Remember, my darlings, it’s love that we chase!
(Outro - Rena & Gia):
Catholic guilt, it’s a bittersweet song,
Coming together, even when the world feels wrong.
In this family of love, we’ll forgive and unite,
With nonna beside us, we’ll stand and we’ll fight.
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This song is in a musical, and the song is about Catholic Guilt. It is sung by Rena's Nonna, an Italian immigrant who is very religious and very judgmental, like most old-world Italian nonnas. Rena is a plus-size woman and is still single. Rena's younger sister, Gianella (goes by "Gia"), is also single, but she is lesbian. Nonna thinks this is just a phase and Gia will bring home a man someday. Rena is in love with her best friend, Cillian, and he is in love with her too, but neither knows it. Nonna really wants Cillian and Rena to end up together. The song is about Nonna making Rena and Gia feel guilty for things in life. She's incredibly judgemental and has a strong opinion about everything, but usually only directed at the women. Just like most old-world Italian Nonnas, she has a soft spot for the men in her life (Rena's dad, Rena's 3 brothers, and Cillian). The men can do no wrong. She gives back-handed compliments. Do not include names in the song. The song should sound similar to "That's Amore" and has an old-world Italian feel to it. Rena and Gia should also sing in this song, but they're not singing to Nonna; they are singing their thoughts and feelings for the audience. Nothing cheesy.
Old-World Italian