An irreverent and humorous country tune about an old dog with a colorful personality, capturing his comically bitter perspective on modern country music, mischief, and the simple joys of life. This song celebrates the unapologetic spirit of a lovable mutt who may be down on his luck, but still has a lot of bite.
Verse 1:
Well my old dog, he don’t run no more,
Got his legs all rickety, can’t even get to the door,
He used to bite those bastards, ‘til they’d run away,
Now he just sits there, lazy, all day.
Chorus:
Old dog truck nuts blowin’ in the wind,
This is his land, yeah, he’s not gonna bend,
Barkin' at the neighbors, and peein’ on the trees,
He’s the lord of the yard, doin’ just as he please.
Verse 2:
Lost his nuts long ago, but we made ‘em a prize,
Hangin’ off my El Camino, yeah, check out those guys,
He thinks Morgan Wallen’s just a pretty little fag,
And Jelly Roll, well, he just makes him gag.
Chorus:
Old dog truck nuts blowin’ in the wind,
This is his land, yeah, he’s not gonna bend,
Barkin' at the neighbors, and peein’ on the trees,
He’s the lord of the yard, doin’ just as he please.
Bridge:
Cowboy boots are for girls, he barks at the TV,
He thinks a mullet’s just a sign of defeat,
When he sees those hipsters, he lets out a growl,
Old dog’s got opinions, yeah, you better watch out.
Chorus:
Old dog truck nuts blowin’ in the wind,
This is his land, yeah, he’s not gonna bend,
Barkin' at the neighbors, and peein’ on the trees,
He’s the lord of the yard, doin’ just as he please.
Outro:
So raise a glass to my pup, the grumpy old king,
With his crazy old attitude, he’s the real damn thing,
He may be aging, but he’ll never go soft,
Old dog truck nuts, yeah, he’s still the boss.
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a country song that sounds like conway twitty's slow hand, about my old dog and his adventures biting people he doesn't like. his legs don't work well anymore, he lost his nuts long ago, he thinks morgan wallen, jellyroll, and mullets are gay and cowboy boots are for girls. when he got neutered we kept his nuts and used them as truck nuts on the back of my el camino. the chorus should mention old dog truck nuts blowing in the wind and that this is his land. the song should be written like wheeler walker jr. writes, with swearing and vulgar imagery.
wheeler walker jr.