Tommy the Terrible Gamer
The Pixel Pals

Verse 1:
Tommy grabbed his controller, thought he'd be the best,
But every single match, he just failed the test.
He aimed for the headshot, but hit his own shoe,
Screaming at the screen like it was a zoo.

Chorus:
Oh Tommy, Tommy, what happened to your game?
You keep on losing, but it's all the same.
Every time you spawn, you trip and you fall,
Tommy the terrible gamer, can’t you hear the call?

Verse 2:
He tried to play strategy, thought he was a king,
Kept running into walls, oh the joy it brings.
His friends are rolling laughing, they can't get enough,
When Tommy hits the joystick, it’s all just tough love.

Chorus:
Oh Tommy, Tommy, what happened to your game?
You keep on losing, but it's all the same.
Every time you spawn, you trip and you fall,
Tommy the terrible gamer, can’t you hear the call?

Bridge:
He said, “Just one more round, I swear I’ll get it right,”
But as soon as he jumps, he’s lost in the fight.
With every failed attempt, he just shakes his head,
And blames it on the lag, then goes straight to bed.

Verse 3:
Now Tommy’s got advice, from all the gaming pros,
But when it's time for action, you know how it goes.
Rage quit counts are stacking, he’s throwing down his pad,
The legend of “terrible Tommy” is making him sad.

Chorus:
Oh Tommy, Tommy, what happened to your game?
You keep on losing, but it's all the same.
Every time you spawn, you trip and you fall,
Tommy the terrible gamer, can’t you hear the call?

Outro:
So here’s to you, Tommy, the gamer with the heart,
With laughter and good times, you’re a real work of art.
Keep your head up high, and don’t take it too hard,
Gaming’s all about fun, so just play and regard!