Old Dog’s Anthem
Country Parody Band

Verse 1:
My old dog’s got legs that hardly obey,
Wobblin’ ‘round like it’s a bright sunny day.
Lost his nuts ages ago, but he struts with pride,
Got ‘em hangin’ from my truck, like he’s the king of the ride!

Chorus:
Neutered but proud, we’re cruisin’ with flair,
Nuts in the breeze, no worries or cares!
Old dog and me, livin’ life to the max,
Barkin’ up laughter, we’re makin’ our tracks!

Verse 2:
My old dog’s a critic, he don’t hold his tongue,
Says cowboy boots and Morgan Wallen? That ain’t how it’s done!
He’ll give ya the eye, and with a bark so bold,
He claims they’re all sus, and that’s just how he rolls!

Chorus:
Neutered but proud, we’re cruisin’ with flair,
Nuts in the breeze, no worries or cares!
Old dog and me, livin’ life to the max,
Barkin’ up laughter, we’re makin’ our tracks!

Verse 3:
Watch out for the folks with their cowboy hats on,
My old dog’s ready, boy, they won’t last long.
If you’re sippin’ White Claws, better keep your distance,
’Cause my dog’s got a bite, and he shows no resistance.

Chorus:
Neutered but proud, we’re cruisin’ with flair,
Nuts in the breeze, no worries or cares!
Old dog and me, livin’ life to the max,
Barkin’ up laughter, we’re makin’ our tracks!

Outro:
So here’s to my dog, old rugged and true,
Taking life easy with a quirky point of view.
With his truck nuts swayin’ and a bite that’ll thrill,
My old dog’s livin’ life, and he’s got plenty of will!