My Old Dog's Got Nuts
Country Dogma

Verse 1:
Well, my old dog ain't runnin', but he don't care at all,
He’s the king of the backyard, and he’s havin’ a ball.
His legs are kinda shaky, but his heart is still strong,
With a twinkle in his eye, he’s singin’ his song!

Chorus:
Oh, my truck's got his nuts, hangin’ high and proud,
Swingin’ like a victory flag, we’re shoutin’ out loud.
He says, "Morgan Wallen's just a pretty boy, you know?"
With a growl and a grin, he's steal the whole show!

Verse 2:
He lost his jewels in the vet, but we kept 'em in tow,
Now they’re bouncin’ on the tailgate, just puttin’ on a show.
Old dog’s sittin’ ready, with a snarl for them hats,
If you roll up with a white claw, boy, he’s ready to chat!

Chorus:
Oh, my truck's got his nuts, hangin’ high and proud,
Swingin’ like a victory flag, we’re shoutin’ out loud.
He says, "Morgan Wallen's just a pretty boy, you know?"
With a growl and a grin, he's steal the whole show!

Bridge:
So if you’re in the bar, lift a drink to good ol’ Fido,
He’ll tear up the dance floor like a honky-tonk rhino.
Got a mouth full of barks and a tail waggin’ true,
He don't care what you’re wearin’, he just wants to bite you!

Chorus:
Oh, my truck's got his nuts, hangin’ high and proud,
Swingin’ like a victory flag, we’re shoutin’ out loud.
He says, "Morgan Wallen's just a pretty boy, you know?"
With a growl and a grin, he's steal the whole show!

Outro:
So here’s to my old pup, with all his silly flair,
In this rowdy bar tonight, he’s the breath of fresh air.
Raise your glass up high, let the good times roll,
My old dog’s here to party, he’s the life of the soul!