My Old Dog's Got No Legs
Country Comedian

Verse 1:
Well my old dog, he used to run,
Chasin' squirrels under the sun,
But now his legs don’t work so fine,
He stumbles around like a life in decline.

Chorus:
But he don't care, he’s got heart,
Even with legs that won’t start,
In the back of my truck, he sits and grins,
With his nuts hangin’ there, that’s where the fun begins.

Verse 2:
Took him to the vet, it was time for the deed,
Neutered my buddy, oh how he’d plead,
But I kept his nuts, thought it’d be a laugh,
Now they swing like pendulums, just like a craft.

Chorus:
He don’t care, he’s got heart,
Even with legs that won’t start,
In the back of my truck, he sits and grins,
With his nuts hangin’ there, that’s where the fun begins.

Bridge:
Now he’s got opinions, oh boy, it’s true,
Morgan Wallen and cowboy boots? He says they’re through,
“Those boots are gay!” says my old hound,
But hey, don’t blame me, it’s his barkin’ sound.

Verse 3:
So we ride through town, just him and me,
Making memories, oh so carefree,
With the radio up and his tail a-wag,
Life’s pretty good, even when we brag.

Chorus:
He don’t care, he’s got heart,
Even with legs that won’t start,
In the back of my truck, he sits and grins,
With his nuts hangin’ there, that’s where the fun begins.

Outro:
So here’s to my old dog, we’re quite a pair,
With his neutered nuts and legless flair,
He’s still my buddy, through thick and thin,
Old age can’t stop us, let the good times begin!