This hilarious country song takes a comical jab at redneck stereotypes, poking fun at those who sport mullets, cowboy hats, and boots while vibing to Morgan Wallen and Jelly Roll. With a quirky twist featuring a dog with a playful attitude and a hint of absurdity, this tune captures the essence of country humor. Join in the laughter as we embrace the silliness of life's little quirks!
Verse 1:
Well, America’s been slippin’, and I know the reason why,
Caught in the shuffle of neon lights and a mullet high.
Old dog by my side, just shaking his head,
Disappointment lingers, in the things that we dread.
Chorus:
Cowboy hats and shiny boots, thinkin’ they’re all the rage,
Rockin’ to Wallen and Jelly Roll, turnin’ a new page.
Lookin’ oh so silly, while they dance the two-step sway,
Seems kinda stupid and a little bit gay, livin’ life that way.
Verse 2:
Now my dog, he’s a fighter, got some bad legs, no doubt,
He’ll growl at ya fiercely if he thinks you’re a clout.
He’s been neutered, sure, but his spirit’s still alive,
Still got his balls hangin’ from the truck, man, what a vibe!
Chorus:
Cowboy hats and shiny boots, thinkin’ they’re all the rage,
Rockin’ to Wallen and Jelly Roll, turnin’ a new page.
Lookin’ oh so silly, while they dance the two-step sway,
Seems kinda stupid and a little bit gay, livin’ life that way.
Bridge:
Yeah, I get it, it’s weird, but my dog loves the show,
We steer down the highway, with a prideful glow.
And everyone around just rolls their eyes,
Guess we’re the talk of town, in our own disguise.
Chorus:
Cowboy hats and shiny boots, thinkin’ they’re all the rage,
Rockin’ to Wallen and Jelly Roll, turnin’ a new page.
Lookin’ oh so silly, while they dance the two-step sway,
Seems kinda stupid and a little bit gay, livin’ life that way.
Outro:
So raise your White Claw, let’s toast to the scene,
With a nod to the mullets, and those jeans in between.
Here’s to my dog, who’ll protect me with pride,
Just knowin’ critters out there can’t run, can’t hide!
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Country song making fun of mullets and people who drink white claws and bud light, Hinting that those people are gay. My dog with bad legs will growl at them and might bite them. Make the chorus a list of stereotypes about rednecks and tell them that everyone thinks they're stupid. Mention my dog getting neutered but I kept his balls to hang from my truck hitch, acknowledge that this is weird, but my dog loves it.