A hilarious country anthem that pokes fun at the mullet hairstyle and the trendy drink White Claw. This tongue-in-cheek track brings humor to the forefront, celebrating the quirks of small-town life while ribbing on fashion faux pas and drink choices. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a catchy tune.
Verse 1:
Well I woke up this morning, saw my buddy Joe,
With a haircut so wild, it was hard to show,
A mullet hanging low, business in the front,
But party in the back, man, that’s just a stunt!
Chorus:
Oh, mullets are gay, that’s what I say,
With a style so bold, it could lead you astray,
And if you’re sippin' on that White Claw,
You better run for cover, 'cause we’re laughin’ in awe!
Verse 2:
Down at the bar, he’s got his can in hand,
Sippin’ fruity drinks, he thinks he’s got a plan,
But while he’s chuggin' down that fizzy little drink,
All the folks around are just startin’ to think.
Chorus:
Oh, mullets are gay, that’s what I say,
With a style so bold, it could lead you astray,
And if you’re sippin' on that White Claw,
You better run for cover, ’cause we’re laughin’ in awe!
Bridge:
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ who you are,
But if your hair’s a flag, well, it's a little bizarre,
We like our whiskey neat, our beer in a glass,
So take that White Claw, and let it pass.
Verse 3:
So raise your glasses, let’s give a cheer,
To all the fine folks who are livin’ with no fear,
But if you roll in here with a mullet on display,
Just remember, friend, we’re gonna make you pay!
Chorus:
Oh, mullets are gay, that’s what I say,
With a style so bold, it could lead you astray,
And if you’re sippin' on that White Claw,
You better run for cover, ’cause we’re laughin’ in awe!
Outro:
So here’s to the laughs and the good times we share,
With a joke in our hearts, and a little less hair,
We’ll sing this song loud, let the humor flow,
‘Cause country music’s all about the show!
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Country song calling mullets gay and making fun of people who drink white claw