A humorous and upbeat novelty song capturing the vibrant life and quirks of the Philippines. From Luzon to Mindanao, get a taste of the unique culture, funny situations, and the highs and lows of everyday Filipino experiences. It’s a light-hearted take on what it truly means to be in the Philippines, wrapped in the catchy rhythm of Bo Burnham's style.
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera
Bisag kadaghan kaug abala,
Basta kita mag-enjoy!
Ayo lang basta pagkaon,
Sama sa lechon ug sinigang oi!
Mangisda, magluto,
O mag yosi ka sa kalsada,
Hala ka, tingali ayaw ka kaplagan
Ang tanang tao malipay ra!
Sir, pahuwaton sa kape,
Ang bungkag nang chat!
Hala, share sa meme o hoped na ma-troll ka,
Dili ka ato maghilom,
Sige, bantayi lang!
Ayo-ayo diri!
Kinahanglan... mag-tukib!
Kinsa man ang artista,
Kung kita ra’y nagtatawa!
Mura tas nag-online
Walay kapoy, kana ra!
Kada liko nang balita,
Kay ang buhay ay saya!*
So, welcome sa Pinas,
Mangita ta sa kalipay!
Puno sa istorya,
Kinda wild but that’s okay!
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Chords not available
Beat not available
Using the lyrics of “welcome to the internet”
Finish this tagalog/bisaya novelty song
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera
After this, the rest of the lyrics are
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
(Replace the remaining lyrics while maintaining the tempo of the original, make sure it’s in not so deep Tagalog nor bisaya, try to maintain a funny and upbeat tone even when talking about the negatives of the Philippines)
(And lastly, DO NOT STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE ORIGINAL LYRICS)
Bo burham