A fun and catchy novelty song that takes a humorous look at the diverse regions of the Philippines, showcasing its beauty and quirks while maintaining an upbeat tone. This song is a playful invitation to explore the rich culture and unique experiences in Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao, all while mixing in satirical elements of modern internet culture.
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera,
tikad-tikad na lang, para sa kalinaw!
Bisan pa sa gulo, kita pa rin ay tumatay!
Seagames, hinay-hinay, tatak Pilipino!
Sama sa naglilibang, dami nang problema!
Kaso lang, laban pa rin, mukha ng mga bayani!
Siklab ng mga bata sa kalsada,
internet, huwag nang itago, alon ng saya!
Kamalig na tsismis, kumustahin ang aming kwento!
Tara na sa social media, ingat sa magsabi, ha?
Mag-post ng pusa, mga memes, at kwela,
Samahan kita, basta’t puro tawanan ang dala!
Baka ma-hack yung account mo,
Pero chill lang, kaya natin toh,
Isang laro, isang tawanan,
Kahit sako ng problema, kaya natin ‘yan!
Hito na alam mo na!
Kumusta, kababayan!
Hindi ba’t mas masaya, kasabay ng tawanan?
Sa lahat ng mga suliranin,
Sasayaw, kakanta, sa saya - ng Pilipino!
Kumusta man, o anuman,
Sulong sa lunas,
Mga takot, banta’t Wear your masks!
Kahit ano pa man, dapat may ngiti pa sa ‘king labas!
Sama-sama sa saya, kahit anong kapalaran!
Welcome sa internet,
Hawakan ang iyong medyas,
Dahil may random na tao nag-send ng jokes na swak!
Chill lang, walang mismo,
Ang saya ng lahat, halika, sumama!
Makakita ng nakakatawang video,
Ma-offend, pero sige lang, chill mo lang yan,
Mag-post ka ng ‘yong ka-tawa,
Ipagmalaki, 'di mo 'iya ma-tawa!
Sundan lang ang trends,
Minsan ikaw ay mabibiktima,
Kasi lahat nandito na!
Sama-sama, tayo'y magsaya!
Kumusta, kabayan? Kasama ng halakhak,
Basta’t magkasama, walang kabiguan sa likod!
Magsama-sama sa saya, sa hirap at ginhawa,
Basta't may ngiti, laban lang tayo, kare-ere sa mga jest!
Kumusta sa lahat, kahit hindi ka Pilipino,
Magsama-sama sa tawanan, isama na ang jollibee-ito!
Chords not available
Beat not available
Using the lyrics of “welcome to the internet”
Finish this tagalog/bisaya novelty song
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera
After this, the rest of the lyrics are
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
(Replace the remaining lyrics while maintaining the tempo of the original, make sure it’s in not so deep Tagalog nor bisaya, try to maintain a funny and upbeat tone even when talking about the negatives of the Philippines)
Bo burham