A lively novelty song celebrating the diverse cultures of the Philippines while humorously comparing them to the chaotic experience of navigating the internet. Join the playful journey through Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao, while highlighting the quirks of Filipino life in a fun and catchy way!
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera
Gira pa sa kalasangan,
Magsakyan ja pa!
Adto ta sa Davao slash Cagayan,
Lingaw-lingaw basta kita tanan
Naay dance, naay kanta,
Kulay sa mga banner.
Musta na mga eatery,
Adto ta sa karinderya!
Orderon ta ug sinigang
O di kay lechon, ha!
Ang daghang amihan,
Bisag gamay ang budget
Kay basta kita magka-uyon,
Sama sa tahanan.
Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Chords not available
Beat not available
Using the lyrics of “welcome to the internet”
Finish this tagalog/bisaya novelty song
Kamusta! Pilipinas,
magsuroy suroy ta!
Luzon, visayas, mindanao, bisag Asa lingaw!
Bisag magbagyo maglinog,
Maglingaw lingaw ra
Kung di ka intresado ana
‘Kaw pay una
Kamusta, Visayas!
Anhi ta sa cebu!
Pwede ta sa Olsob muadto o mag seaside nalang jud ta
Aig lang pag panic
Kay dili ni joke, ha
puyo lang diha Kay Kami lang ani
Kamusta, Luzon Po
Quezon City ta!
Grabe ang traffic dito kaya mag hihintay talaga ka
Magalit
Malungkot
Sumigaw talaga!
Ang raming pwedeng gawin sa Manila!
Kamusta, Mindanao!
Puros ra gera
After this, the rest of the lyrics are
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
(Replace the remaining lyrics while maintaining the tempo of the original, make sure it’s in not so deep Tagalog nor bisaya)
Bo burham