Dissin' David
Rap Battle Royale

Intro:
Yo, yo, yo, it's Rap Battle Royale,
We're here to take down that guy named David with style.

Verse 1:
David, oh David, you think you're so tough,
But you’re shaped like a doll, man, you’re just not rough.
With a body stacked ‘round like a Russian nesting doll,
How you gonna stand up when you can’t even crawl?

Chorus:
Dissin' David, we comin' for your throne,
Lookin' like Gimli’s brother, all alone.
Down-syndrome vibes, it's a fantasy fail,
Yo, let me tell you, you just can’t prevail.

Verse 2:
You step to me, man, but you should know better,
With that round little frame, you can't be the trendsetter.
Politics all twisted like your shape and your view,
Your ideas all jumbled, like a jigsaw in a stew.

Chorus:
Dissin' David, we comin' for your throne,
Lookin' like Gimli’s brother, all alone.
Down-syndrome vibes, it's a fantasy fail,
Yo, let me tell you, you just can’t prevail.

Bridge:
You think you're a warrior, think you got the power,
But man, when you stand, you just look like a tower,
Of foam and of fluff, no spine in the core,
When you walk in the room, we all just want more.

Verse 3:
David, this ain’t hate, just a friendly roast,
But let’s be real, you a joke, that’s what we toast.
So raise your glass, let’s acknowledge your fall,
You’ll always be the guy who was too short, too small.

Outro:
So thanks for the laughter, we had our good fun,
But remember, dear David, you’re still number one.
In the world of the awkward, you wear the crown,
So let’s wrap it up, time to take a bow, clown.