A hilarious and cutting diss track that takes aim at David's unique looks, quirky dating choices, and overall persona. With clever wordplay and bold metaphors, The Roastmasters deliver a tongue-in-cheek take-down that showcases their lyrical prowess while keeping the humor intact.
Verse 1:
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
'Bout a dude named David, oh he's doing so well,
With the looks of a doll, but in a twisted way,
Like a Russian nesting doll, that's here to play.
Chorus:
David, oh David, you're a sight to see,
The down-syndrome brother of Gimli, for sure it's a spree,
Tripolar emotions on your mind's rollercoaster,
Dating gay girls, insane ones, you're a real hipster!
Verse 2:
When you walk in the room, you steal all the light,
But when they see you up close, they take off in fright,
Lead role in the midget version of Lethal Weapon,
Tryna flex your muscles, but they just ain't steppin'.
Chorus:
David, oh David, you're a sight to see,
The down-syndrome brother of Gimli, for sure it's a spree,
Tripolar emotions on your mind's rollercoaster,
Dating gay girls, insane ones, you're a real hipster!
Verse 3:
Only thing lazier than your butt is those eyes,
And the only thing weaker? Your rhymes, they don’t rise,
You’re swinging for stars but hitting the dirt,
All that talk about love just looks like a flirt.
Chorus:
David, oh David, you're a sight to see,
The down-syndrome brother of Gimli, for sure it's a spree,
Tripolar emotions on your mind's rollercoaster,
Dating gay girls, insane ones, you're a real hipster!
Outro:
So remember this diss when you're feeling all bold,
David, my man, you’re a sight to behold,
With your quirky charm and your funny little flares,
Keep living your life, man, catch some fresh air!
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A diss track making fun of a man named David . Some things to mention will be how he has the looks and politics of a Russian nesting doll, that he looks like the down-syndrome brother of Gimli from Lord of the Rings, that he’s “tripolar” (as opposed to bipolar), that he only dates gay girls and clinically insane girls, that he could be the lead role in the midget version of Lethal Weapon, that the only thing lazier than his butt are his eyes and the only thing weaker than his arms are his rhymes.