This catchy, humorous song tells the story of a stoic orc woman bodyguard tasked with protecting a noblewoman and her mischievous goblin friend. Despite her best efforts, the noblewoman and the kleptomaniac goblin refuse to listen, leading to a series of chaotic adventures that test the orc's patience and resilience. Join the orc on her comedic journey as she navigates the perils of her charge's whimsical behavior in a world filled with danger.
Verse 1:
In the shadow of the castle old,
An orc stands firm, her heart of gold.
With rolling muscles and a heart so bold,
She's bound to guard the noble and the uncontrolled.
Chorus:
Oh, I’m chasing after trouble, oh, can’t they see?
With a kleptomaniac goblin, and a noble, wild and free.
They wander into danger, while I just try to live,
Oh, the stubborn airs of nobility, they’ll never give.
Verse 2:
The noblewoman giggles, twirling in her gown,
While the goblin's snatching trinkets all around the town.
“Stay close!” I roar, and they still run away,
What’s a stoic orc to do, at the end of the day?
Chorus:
Oh, I’m chasing after trouble, oh, can’t they see?
With a kleptomaniac goblin, and a noble, wild and free.
They wander into danger, while I just try to live,
Oh, the stubborn airs of nobility, they’ll never give.
Bridge:
But beneath my gruff exterior, there’s a heart that’s true,
I’d fight off a dragon, just to protect my crew.
Yet these two keep dancing, in their reckless play,
Every time they wander, my patience fades away.
Verse 3:
“Look at this bauble!” the goblin squeaks with glee,
While the noblewoman laughs, “Oh, it’s so pretty!”
But the shadows grow longer, and danger draws near,
So I set my jaw and swallow my fear.
Chorus:
Oh, I’m chasing after trouble, oh, can’t they see?
With a kleptomaniac goblin, and a noble, wild and free.
They wander into danger, while I just try to live,
Oh, the stubborn airs of nobility, they’ll never give.
Outro:
So here I stand, protector of the wild,
With a sigh and a frown, like a weary child.
But through the chaos, I'll always stay,
Guarding my heart and my charges every day.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot.............,,