A humorously poignant song depicting the daily struggles of a stoic orc bodyguard as she navigates the chaos created by her noblewoman charge and her kleptomaniac goblin friend. Experience the clash of duty and distraction set against a fantastical backdrop of adventure and mischief.
Verse 1:
In the shadows where I stand,
An orc so fierce, a steady hand.
Guarding her grace, my noble dame,
But oh, this task is driving me insane.
Chorus:
Noblewoman, heed my call,
Don't run away, you'll surely fall.
Goblin sneaks with a twinkle in her eye,
While I chase after, hoping not to cry.
Verse 2:
Through the markets, they dart and weave,
I shout, 'Stay close!' But they misbelieve.
A glittering trinket catches the goblin's gaze,
And off they go, lost in a daze.
Chorus:
Noblewoman, heed my call,
Don't run away, you'll surely fall.
Goblin sneaks with a twinkle in her eye,
While I chase after, hoping not to cry.
Bridge:
From taverns to taverns, I run and grind,
Outsmarted by a goblin, oh how unkind!
With each misstep, my patience thins,
In this chaotic dance, nobody wins.
Verse 3:
A band of rogues lurks in the night,
This is the moment that gives me fright.
'Come back, my lady,' I plead and growl,
But they just laugh and walk the prowl.
Chorus:
Noblewoman, heed my call,
Don't run away, you'll surely fall.
Goblin sneaks with a twinkle in her eye,
While I chase after, hoping not to cry.
Outro:
So here's my tale of armor and pride,
With two annoying girls always at my side.
In this wild world, I do my best,
But a stoic orc can only take so much stress.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot........