In 'Chasing Trouble,' experience the humorous yet chaotic life of a stoic orc bodyguard tasked with protecting a wayward noblewoman and her mischievous goblin friend. This catchy tune captures the frustrations of following orders, chasing after reckless companions, and navigating the dangers of their fantastical world, all while maintaining a steadfast resolve. A blend of adventure and comedy, perfect for anyone who's ever had to wrangle spirited friends.
Verse 1:
In the shadows, I stand so tall,
With armor shining, ready to haul.
A noblewoman, her crown in the breeze,
But she's running wild with a laugh and a tease.
Chorus:
Oh, why can’t you listen, just take my advice?
Every danger I see, you're rolling the dice.
And that goblin friend, with her pockets so deep,
Stealing hearts and jewels, while I lose sleep.
Verse 2:
Through castles grand and forests wide,
I’m chasing you both, on this crazy ride.
With every turn, there’s trouble anew,
A dragon’s roar or a bandit crew.
Chorus:
Oh, why can’t you listen, just take my advice?
Every danger I see, you're rolling the dice.
And that goblin friend, with her pockets so deep,
Stealing hearts and jewels, while I lose sleep.
Bridge:
I’m a stoic guardian, forged in the fight,
But patience wears thin under this reckless flight.
With a glare and a growl, I call out your name,
But you giggle and run, it’s all just a game.
Verse 3:
From grand parties to dark alleyways,
You’re off on adventures, in a thousand ways.
While I keep my cool, with each facepalm I save,
From potions gone wrong to the paths that we pave.
Chorus:
Oh, why can’t you listen, just take my advice?
Every danger I see, you're rolling the dice.
And that goblin friend, with her pockets so deep,
Stealing hearts and jewels, while I lose sleep.
Outro:
So here I will stand, with my sword in hand,
Through thick and through thin, forever I’ll stand.
With a sigh and a grin, I’ll guard and I’ll chase,
For in every wild moment, there’s love in this place.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot.......