This humorous and rebellious track tells the story of a stoic orc bodyguard who finds herself perpetually frustrated by her noblewoman charge and her kleptomaniac goblin friend. Despite her best efforts to maintain order and protect them, their adventurous spirits lead them into various misadventures, leaving the orc exhausted yet unwavering in her duties. The song is a delightful mix of comedy and heart, capturing the chaos of unexpected friendships and the challenges of loyalty.
But I’m here to guard, not to play this game,
Every time I turn 'round, it’s always the same.
Chorus:
Can’t you see I’m chasing after trouble,
A noble girl, and a goblin on the double.
You wander off and make my heart race,
Oh, why can't you follow my pace?
Bridge:
I've fought in battles, faced fire and steel,
But nothing compares to this chaotic reel.
You both may laugh, but it's a dangerous dance,
One moment of carelessness, and it's a last chance.
Verse 3:
Reckless and wild, you take to the streets,
With each little theft, my heart skips beats.
I’ll pull you back, though you shake me off,
Oh, if I could just teach you both to scoff.
Chorus:
Can’t you see I’m chasing after trouble,
A noble girl, and a goblin on the double.
You wander off and make my heart race,
Oh, why can't you follow my pace?
Outro:
In the end, it’s loyalty that I treasure,
Through every chaos, there’s a hidden measure.
But next time you run, just think of me,
Your stoic orc guard, needing some tea.
Chords not available
Beat not available
a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot......