"Guarding Trouble" is a humorous yet heartfelt song about a stoic orc woman bodyguard tasked with safeguarding her noblewoman charge and her mischievous kleptomaniac goblin friend. With a blend of frustration and adoration, the lyrics capture her relentless struggle to keep them safe as they venture into chaos, testing her patience and loyalty. Dive into a whimsical world where loyalty meets folly, as these unlikely companions navigate a series of comical misadventures.
(Verse 1)
In the shadows stands a warrior,
A stoic orc, fierce and proud,
Guarding a noble, fair and bright,
With a goblin friend, sly and loud.
(Chorus)
Oh, noble lady, heed my call,
And goblin friend, no stealing at all,
For every time you wander away,
I chase through the night, come what may.
(Verse 2)
In lavish hall, the gala thrums,
But trouble brews where mischief hums,
While I stand guard with furrowed brow,
You both are straying, oh, how!
(Chorus)
Oh, noble lady, heed my call,
And goblin friend, no stealing at all,
For every time you wander away,
I chase through the night, come what may.
(Bridge)
“Just a moment!” I shout, but you can’t hear,
As the goblin snatches bread, oh dear,
And off you go, into the fray,
While I grumble and shout, “Not this way!”
(Verse 3)
Through alleyways and hidden lanes,
I race behind, choking back my pains,
With every step, my patience wears thin,
As you chase sparkles, I can't help but grin.
(Chorus)
Oh, noble lady, heed my call,
And goblin friend, no stealing at all,
For every time you wander away,
I chase through the night, come what may.
(Outro)
So here I stand, a weary guard,
With you both creating chaos, it’s hard,
But my heart swells with love and pride,
Even when you drag me outside.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot.....