Join the adventure of an unyielding orc woman bodyguard who tirelessly protects her reckless noblewoman and her mischievous goblin friend. This catchy and humorous song captures the daily struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world as her charge and the goblin delightfully disregard every warning. Perfect for fans of fantasy and lighthearted storytelling.
Verse 1:
In the realm where shadows creep,
A noblewoman lost in dreams so deep.
With a goblin friend, mischief in her eyes,
They wander through the halls, under the skies.
Chorus:
Oh, my charge, why can't you see?
Danger lurks where you wish to be.
I've sworn to guard with iron will,
But chasing after you is a test I still fulfill.
Verse 2:
In silks and jewels, the lady prances,
While her klepto friend, Drusilla, advances.
Tiny hands that snatch and flee,
While I bellow, 'Stay close, heed safety!'
Chorus:
Oh, my charge, why can't you see?
Danger lurks where you wish to be.
I've sworn to guard with iron will,
But chasing after you is a test I still fulfill.
Bridge:
Through dark alleys and taverns vile,
I find you both, with that cheeky smile.
Drusilla grins, clutching shiny loot,
While I clench my fist, unable to refute.
Verse 3:
I’m an orc, fierce and true,
Yet daily I fight for you two.
With each close call, my patience wears,
But duty binds more than just a pair of glares.
Chorus:
Oh, my charge, why can't you see?
Danger lurks where you wish to be.
I've sworn to guard with iron will,
But chasing after you is a test I still fulfill.
Outro:
So heed my words, dear noble friend,
For your safety, this chase won’t end.
In armor strong, my heart I’ll lend,
Oh, please stay close, or on me depend.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot...