'Guarding Trouble' is a humorous and adventurous song that tells the story of a stoic orc bodyguard tasked with protecting a noblewoman and her mischievous goblin friend. Despite her best efforts, both of them often find themselves in precarious situations due to their reckless behavior. This catchy tune captures the orc's frustration and determination as she navigates the challenges of safeguarding her unpredictable charges, making it relatable to anyone who's ever had to keep an eye on troublemakers.
(Verse 1)
In the land of elves and golden crowns,
An orc named Gromma, she wears no frowns.
Strong as a mountain, fierce as the sea,
But her charge is a noble, wild and free.
(Chorus)
Gromma, oh Gromma, hold your ground,
Chasing after trouble that knows no bounds.
With a noble heart and a goblin friend,
Will this madness ever come to an end?
(Verse 2)
Lady Isolde, all dressed in lace,
Wanders the streets, a smile on her face.
With Rosie the goblin, a klepto so sly,
They sneak off and giggle, oh my oh my!
(Chorus)
Gromma, oh Gromma, hold your ground,
Chasing after trouble that knows no bounds.
With a noble heart and a goblin friend,
Will this madness ever come to an end?
(Bridge)
“Stay close!” she cries, but they never hear,
Into the woods, oh how they disappear!
Gromma's patience wears thinner than thread,
As they plunder and pillage, filling her with dread.
(Verse 3)
A thief with a charm, the goblin takes flight,
While Isolde twirls, in the pale moonlight.
Gromma grumbles, “It’s always the same,
I'm stuck with two chaos in this silly game!”
(Chorus)
Gromma, oh Gromma, hold your ground,
Chasing after trouble that knows no bounds.
With a noble heart and a goblin friend,
Will this madness ever come to an end?
(Outro)
So lock up your treasures, hide your gold,
Here comes the trouble, so brave and bold.
But through all the chaos, Gromma knows true,
She’ll protect them forever, come storms or dew.
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot..