In 'Guarding Chaos', the powerful and stoic orc woman bodyguard finds her patience tested as she protects her noblewoman charge and her mischievous goblin friend. This humorous and relatable track captures the daily struggle of duty versus distraction, with engaging melodies and witty lyrics that highlight the challenges of keeping up with two wildly adventurous personalities.
Verse 1:
In the shadows, I stand tall,
Orcish strength, I guard them all.
Noblewoman with dreams so bright,
And a goblin friend, ready for a fight.
Chorus:
Oh, why won’t you listen?
When danger’s near, can’t you see?
Every time I turn my back,
You two make trouble just for me.
Verse 2:
Two steps ahead, they’re off again,
Each corner turned, it’s my own sin.
With a wink and a laugh, the goblin grins,
While the noblewoman twirls, causing my head to spin.
Chorus:
Oh, why won’t you listen?
When danger’s near, can’t you see?
Every time I turn my back,
You two make trouble just for me.
Bridge:
Through taverns and forests, running wild,
Risking it all, like a naughty child.
I shout and yell, but they joyfully flee,
Stumbling through chaos, so carefree.
Verse 3:
With every chase, I wear thin,
But my duty calls, I won’t give in.
Guarding them both, through fire and rain,
While they laugh and I’m left with the strain.
Chorus:
Oh, why won’t you listen?
When danger’s near, can’t you see?
Every time I turn my back,
You two make trouble just for me.
Outro:
In a world of chaos, my heart stays true,
A stoic orc, defending you two.
Through thick and thin, I'll always care,
But listen up, or I swear you’ll scare me bare!
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a stoic orc woman bodyguard who gets annoyed with her noblewoman charge and the noblewoman charge's kleptomaniac goblin woman friend. The noblewoman and Goblin never listen to the orc's orders, and it irritates the orc deeply. The orc constantly has to chase after them, cause they wander away into danger a lot.