Join Polo G in this humorous rap as he recounts a funny story about his friend Matthew, affectionately dubbed a 'bitch' for his quirky antics. This lighthearted track blends comedy with catchy beats, making it a relatable tale for anyone who's dealt with a friend who just can't help but get into ridiculous situations. With clever wordplay and a playful vibe, Polo G brings laughter and good times in this unforgettable story time rap.
Verse 1:
Yo, let me tell you 'bout my homie, yeah his name's Mat,
Always acting tough, but man, he’s soft like a mat.
He be talking big game, but you know it ain't true,
When we hit the party, who always trips, that's you!
Chorus:
Matthew, you a bitch, but that's why we love ya,
Got us all laughing like we just found a treasure.
Every little story, you make it a show,
Nobody's got your style, that's just how it go.
Verse 2:
First time at the club, he stepped on my shoe,
Tried to blame it on me, like it wasn't his view.
With a drink in his hand, he said, “I’ll be alright,”
Then he spilled it all over, man, what a sight!
Chorus:
Matthew, you a bitch, but that's why we love ya,
Got us all laughing like we just found a treasure.
Every little story, you make it a show,
Nobody's got your style, that's just how it go.
Verse 3:
Trying to flirt with a girl, he asked for a dance,
But tripped on the floor, didn’t stand a chance.
Got his face so red, looked like a hot flame,
And he still walked up, like, “Did you catch my name?”
Chorus:
Matthew, you a bitch, but that's why we love ya,
Got us all laughing like we just found a treasure.
Every little story, you make it a show,
Nobody's got your style, that's just how it go.
Outro:
So here’s to my buddy, my goofy best mate,
For every wild story, man, you just can’t hate.
Matthew, you a bitch, but you’re one of a kind,
With you in the crew, we’re always laughing, unwind!
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A funny story time rap about how my friend Matthew is a bitch
Polo G