Taco Hell
Eminem

Verse 1:
Yo, step up to the counter, get ready for some hell,
Taco Bell’s the king of cheap, welcome to Taco Hell.
You order up a burrito, what’s that smell?
It’s like a bad answer on the Family Feud, oh well.
I’m spitting fire like I’m Steve on the stage,
But these tacos are the real joke, look at that wage.

Chorus:
Taco hell, you know it’s not for me,
I’d rather play Family Feud than eat a Crunchy G.
Steve be like, “What’s the best fast food?”
But Taco Bell’s the answer, look who’s misconstrued.

Verse 2:
They got nachos that cringe, and I’m feeling deceived,
Like Steve Harvey’s face when the board got mislead.
Taste so flat, got me shouting “Boo!”
And if I wanted real flavor, man, I wouldn't choose you.

Chorus:
Taco hell, you know it’s not for me,
I’d rather play Family Feud than eat a Crunchy G.
Steve be like, “What’s the best fast food?”
But Taco Bell’s the answer, look who’s misconstrued.

Verse 3:
Yo, Steve, if I’m on that panel, give me the board,
I’d say tacos are a ‘zero’, cut ‘em with a sword.
They say “Live más,” but I’m living less,
A drive-thru food fight, yeah, that’s my quest.

Bridge:
Yo, Harvey, you know you’ve taken some hits,
But this taco debate? Nah, you ain’t got the wit.
Like a double beef gordita, I’m serving my beef,
Taco Bell’s a nightmare, where’s the relief?

Chorus:
Taco hell, you know it’s not for me,
I’d rather play Family Feud than eat a Crunchy G.
Steve be like, “What’s the best fast food?”
But Taco Bell’s the answer, look who’s misconstrued.

Outro:
So pack up your chalupas, I’m done with this trip,
Eat a real taco, enjoy the flavor, take a sip.
And if Steve’s got questions, just ask what’s in my verse,
I just dissed Taco Bell, man, it couldn’t get worse.