Slothzilla
The Lazy Anthems

[Verse 1]
      Em                C
Crashing through the town, he’s got a sluggish gait,
G                         D
You’ve never seen destruction happen at this rate,
Em                   C   
Eyes half-closed but the jaws are wide,
    G                 D
Slothzilla’s coming, nowhere to hide.

[Chorus]
       Em             C
Run, run, run, he’s a destructive thrill,
       G               D
Slothzilla’s here, and he’s moving to kill,
     Em                  C
Don’t let his lazy eyes make you hesitate,
       G                           D
When the sloth attack’s coming, it’s already too late.

[Verse 2]
      Em                C
He snacks on trees, munches with a grin,
    G                       D
Buildings fall slow from his chiseled chin,
   Em               C
Tourists flee, but they laugh as well,
     G                       D
'Cause Slothzilla moves like he’s under a spell.

[Chorus]
       Em             C
Run, run, run, he’s a destructive thrill,
       G               D
Slothzilla’s here, and he’s moving to kill,
     Em                  C
Don’t let his lazy eyes make you hesitate,
       G                           D
When the sloth attack’s coming, it’s already too late.

[Bridge]
    C              G
Sirens scream, but they sound so slow,
    D                Em
In the sluggish beat, the city goes,
    C             G
Fire and chaos, but he's in no rush,
       D                Em
So grab your camera, no need to fuss.

[Verse 3]
      Em                C
Police are all armed with tranquilizer darts,
   G                             D
But the hardest enemy is his slow-moving heart,
     Em                 C
No rush to escape, no time for a plan,
     G                   D
Just chilling in the ruins, this lazy titan.

[Chorus]
       Em             C
Run, run, run, he’s a destructive thrill,
       G               D
Slothzilla’s here, and he’s moving to kill,
     Em                  C
Don’t let his lazy eyes make you hesitate,
       G                           D
When the sloth attack’s coming, it’s already too late.

[Outro]
    C                  G
Cities fall, but at a snail’s pace,
    D                        Em
Slothzilla’s got that dreamy face,
     C                  G
In our nightmares he might be supreme,
      D                      Em
But in real life, he's just a meme.

For "Slothzilla" by The Lazy Anthems, you’ll want a lively pop-punk beat with plenty of energy to reflect the early 2000s Blink-182 style. Here’s a straightforward drum beat you can use:

Tempo:

• 176 BPM (Allegro - a brisk pace typical of high-energy pop-punk tracks)

Drum Beat (4/4 Time):

Verse:

Bass Drum	-	Snare	-	Bass Drum	-	Snare
x	-	-	x	x	x	-	x

• Bass Drum on 1 and the "and" of 3
• Snare on 2 and 4

Hi-Hat:

1	&	2	&	3	&	4	&
x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x

• Keep a consistent 8th note pattern on the hi-hat

Chorus:

Bass Drum	-	-	Snare	Bass Drum	-	Snare
x	-	x	x	x	x	-	x

• Bass Drum on 1, "and" of 1, and 3
• Snare on 2 and 4
• This adds a bit more drive and urgency to the chorus

Hi-Hat:

1	&	2	&	3	&	4	&
x	x	x	x	x	x	x	x

• Maintain the consistent 8th note pattern here as well

Feel free to add fills at the end of each section to transition smoothly between verses, choruses, and the bridge. Given the playful nature of the lyrics, you can add some creative flair to the fills for extra impact.