Short and Not Funny
Drake ft. Eminem

Verse 1:
Yo, Jase Boone, you think you're the man,
But in the playground, you ain't got a plan.
Tryin' to be funny, but you just bring the gloom,
Standin' so short, you can't even see the room.

Chorus:
Short and not funny, that's just your style,
You crack a joke, and it ain't even worthwhile.
Lookin' like a kid straight outta a cartoon,
Everybody laughs, but it's all in maroon.

Verse 2:
Sixth grade swagger, but you ain't got the height,
Tryna get wise, but you’re just a slight bite.
Here comes the punchline, but you're lost in the crowd,
You shout out a joke, but no one's even wowed.

Chorus:
Short and not funny, that's just your flair,
Standing on your tiptoes, but we're aware.
You think you're a star, but you're just our buffoon,
With jokes like that, you might need a cocoon.

Bridge:
So Jase, take a seat, and let's break it down,
No need to act tough, just wear your crown.
Might be small in stature, but king in your heart,
Just remember, homie, we all play a part.

Outro:
So here's to you, Jase, with your six-grade charm,
Keep shining bright, we mean no harm.
Embrace the shortness, let the laughter ensue,
'Cause in this wild world, we're all just passing through.