Dive into the hilarious and uncensored world of 'Shart Happens' by The Foul Mouths. This offensive track captures the unexpected disaster of a shart, layered with strong language and humor that will make you laugh (and cringe) at the same time. Perfect for those who appreciate raw and unapologetic comedy, this song is a testament to the power of letting it all out—literally!
Intro:
(Spoken)
Yeah, we all been there, don't front!
Verse 1:
Sittin' on the throne, feelin' kinda brave,
Thought I'd let it slide, no need to misbehave,
But the moment came, and oh shit, it's true,
A little rumble in my belly with a shart breakthrough!
Chorus:
Shart happens, it's a dirty little secret,
When you're halfway comfortable, better think 'bout that leak,
Shart happens, don't you act so surprised,
It’s a messy little moment that could ruin your vibe!
Verse 2:
Friends around me laughin’, I can’t help but squirm,
Thought I had it under control, but damn, here comes the worm,
Foul air ‘round me, and it’s more than just a breeze,
The embarrassment sets in, as my face goes from red to green!
Chorus:
Shart happens, it's a dirty little secret,
When you're halfway comfortable, better think 'bout that leak,
Shart happens, don't you act so surprised,
It’s a messy little moment that could ruin your vibe!
Bridge:
Now I’m livin' life with some hot cheek sweat,
Regretting all the choices, man, I can’t forget,
Next time I’ll be cautious, never trust a fart,
Cuz sharting ain't just funny—it’ll break your heart!
Chorus:
Shart happens, it’s the ultimate faux pas,
When a little toot turns into a world war car,
Shart happens, learn to live with the shame,
Just another funny story, but it drives you insane!
Outro:
So here’s to the sharts, that’s a lesson for us all,
Life’s messy and gross—better answer the call,
Laugh it off and move on, don’t let it tear you apart,
Cuz everyone’s had moments when they shart, when they shart!
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Offensive song about Sharting with very strong language